A = When the story begins, the eponymous heroine is a dowdy wallflower and everyone has long hair

B = And up and down and mouth to mouth and lolling arooouund
C = A, I love you like a love song baby
D = PS (the postcard party)
E = OMG STACYyyyyyy, that type of thing
F = Hérodiade in Valentino Jeans
G = Bernice Bobs Her Hair
H = Boerenbont & Bonter
I = Op z'n janboerenfluitjes
J = <3 Eclectic Mixxx
K = VOSSEN IN DE BOSSEN
CV = curriculum vitae